Polaroids: Send Nudes Triptych

Polaroids:  Send Nudes Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid Supercolor 635CL –  expired impossible project film]

I have written this great guide to staying safe on the internet in haiku and have included some beautiful self portaits on polaroid, taken with a V.I.N. close-up hood & some double exposure magics.

 

sendnudes1Send naked pictures
I long to see your insides
Grotesquly close up

sendnudes2Make short videos
Try to capture the cum shot
For someone special

sendnudes3

Romance isn’t dead
Create grainy jpegs – like
One of your french girls

 

Fujifilm Instax: It’s My Fucking Birthday Triptych

Fujifilm Instax: It’s My Fucking Birthday Triptych
[Camera: Fujifilm Instax Wide 300 – instant 300 film]

It’s My Fucking Birthday – A trio of depressing AF photos I’ve taken with accompanying haiku.
The contouring in the last picture is all my own work.  – Dougie MUA.

birthday-1

It is my birthday
So many fucking candles
And I’m asthmatic

birthday-2

I’d rather have been
Utterly empty with you
Than alone today

birthday-3

Candles blown out
A birthday wish has been made
But nothing will change

Thanks. x

Polaroids: Snapchat Filters for Polaroid Triptych

Polaroids: Snapchat Filters for Polaroid Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project 600 colour film (out of date – 11/15)]

OMFG just worked out how to get Snapchat filters for Polaroid.

snapchatfilter-1

Butterfly halo
Airbrushes, slims and sparkles
And that is okay

snapchatfilter-2

A crown of flowers
Can’t alter promiscuity –
So don’t be stupid

snapchatfilter-3

I’m a little dog
It doesn’t make me a hoe
I look cute AF