Polaroids: Kittens in SPACE Triptych

Polaroids: Kittens in SPACE Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project film]

Absolute KITTENS IN SPACE + 3 terrible sci-fi haiku.

kittensinspace-1I am your father
Look at family photos
Resemblence is strong kittensinspace-2A five year mission
To bang sexy aliens
But never phone home kittensinspace-3Seeking space pussy
Where no man has came before
Go bold or go home

Polaroids: Fur Triptych

Polaroids: Fur Triptych  – Black & Red Monochrome
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project expired monochrome film]


Perfect lives edited for
Social media fur-2A balled up bralette
Sits on the bedside table
Raising self-esteem

fur-3Call from a party
Drunk 4am bathroom tears
Everything changes



Polaroids: Curious Animals Triptych

Polaroids: Curious Animals Triptych
[Polaroid SLR 680 – Expired Impossible Project colour film]

I took these polaroids of preserved animals at the Hunterian Museum, Glasgow.

Eagerly stripping
Away emotions – Smothered
Beneath the bell jar


We talk about death
Burying the hurt


Hushed voices discuss
The past, present & future
As the screws loosen


I was just cleaning
the inside of my oven
and fell back asleep

Polaroids: Black Bra Triptych

Polaroids: Black Bra Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project (expired) monochrome film]

Lovely wee set of three photos I took of a friend earlier this year with some Haiku about breasts, STDs & cum (in that order).


bra-1-copyAs you come undone
Hook by hook – i’m an addict
And I need my fix
bra-2-copyUnlike suffragettes
It won’t be your bra that is
Burning tomorrow
bra-3-copySeamen timpani
Drumming on your chest and neck
Love note wet wiped off