Polaroids: Halloween Triptych

Polaroids:  Halloween Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project BW film  – out of date 2/16]

Frightful.

halloween-1Sexy Halloween
I can not understand why
Some people slut shame

halloween-2What have you come as?
An existential nightmare –
Help find my meaning

halloween-3 Nothing scarier
On the night of Halloween
than life grown-up

Polaroids: Wytches Triptych

Polaroids: Wytches Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid 600 – impossible project film  – double exposure]

Halloween is soon…  So I took these right sPoOky witchy double exposure Polaroids and wrote a triptych of haiku about witches  n shagging and probably some other things too like despair, loneliness and euphemisms for vagina.  One love. xoxox

wytches3
Cast a spell with looks
Love potions not rohypnol
In your warm cauldron

wytches2
Succubus seduce
This keen heart – so willingly
Bewitched by beauty

wytches1

Trial by ordeal
My entire life – ending
Without miracle

Fujifilm Instax: Friends of Mine Triptych

Fujifilm Instax: Friends of Mine Triptych
[Camera: Fujifilm Instax Wide 300 – instant 300 film]

I took these photos of some friends over the last few months & wrote these 5-7-5 haiku about shagging & disappointment to go with them.  Ta.

XOXO
Gossip Girl

406-1

I do love you – though
I’m drawn to the gutter
Time and time again

406-2

It’s fleeting so please
Don’t ask me to be faithful
I will let you down406-3

Sometimes on dark days
I think of you and wonder
Who’s fucking you now?

Polaroids: Snapchat Filters for Polaroid Triptych

Polaroids: Snapchat Filters for Polaroid Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project 600 colour film (out of date – 11/15)]

OMFG just worked out how to get Snapchat filters for Polaroid.

snapchatfilter-1

Butterfly halo
Airbrushes, slims and sparkles
And that is okay

snapchatfilter-2

A crown of flowers
Can’t alter promiscuity –
So don’t be stupid

snapchatfilter-3

I’m a little dog
It doesn’t make me a hoe
I look cute AF

Polaroids: Redemption Triptych

Polaroids: Redemption Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid Impulse AF – impossible project 600 colour film (out of date – 11/14)]

Immoral sex acts –
Slowly digging your own grave
With favours of flesh

redemption 1Gratify desires
Tie up heavy burdens – then
Remove your panties

redemption 2Compassionate heart
Casting off darkness in light
Corrupted by faith

redemption 3The sun still rises
On the wicked and unjust
So do what you love

Polaroids: Religion/Television/Death Triptych

Polaroids: Religion/Television/Death Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid 600 – impossible project colour film]

 religion

television

diminuation

– Religion : Television : Diminution –

Polaroids: ABANDONED // BROKEN // WASTE OIL

Polaroids: ABANDONED // BROKEN // WASTE OIL
[Camera: Polaroid Impulse Portrait – impossible project 600 colour film]

E.U. exit plan
is dystopian future  –
you can smoke in pubs

no more immigrants
close down the borders – nation
of jobless racists

Britain votes to leave
manufacturing is dead
oil is now worthless

oil3

oil2 oil1

Macro Pictures: Polaroid Cameras

Macro Pictures: Polaroid 600, Polaroid 660, Polaroid 1000 SX-70.
[Camera: Digital Harinezumi guru – Final 2011 by SUPERHEADZ]

i ♥ polaroid…

…but shot these with megapixels.

 

 

 

 

Polaroids: SALES // BROKEN // REPAIRS

Polaroids: SALES // BROKEN // REPAIR
[Camera: Polaroid Impulse Portrait – impossible project 600 colour film]

An early morning diversion took me passed an old electronic store.  It was closed and it’s shutters were down.  I only glanced at it as I went by on a bus and saw what looked like an interesting painted typeface on the shutters.  It reminded me of photos of 1970s New York and I thought it would make a nice Polaroid or two.  Worried the shop would be open and the shutters up by the time I’d nipped home to grab my camera I hurried back.   On my return the shutters were still down, reading the services advertised – among them sales of cassettes and video repairs – I would guess the shutters haven’t been up in a long time.

The walk home brought me to an abandoned ‘Computer Play’ arcade machine.  This graffitied relic sits dead outside a newsagent in Govanhill unloved & unplugged.  RIP my childhood.

SALES // BROKEN // REPAIRS