Fujifilm Instax: Instamatic
Camera: Fujifilm Instax 500AF (Japanese Version) – Instax Wide film
Tag: Polaroid Camera
Fujifilm Instax: Amusements Triptych
Polaroids: Camera Club Triptych
Polaroids: Camera Club Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project 600 film]
Queen’s Park Camera Club (Glasgow, Scotland).[ http://qpcc.org.uk/ ]
Find a neutral place
Unafraid of sentiment
Pouring hearts down drains
A desire to shock
Turns the focus to my words
And not my actions
Watch me – I am shook
Having become outlandish
The bathroom floor calls
Polaroids: FUN Triptych
Polaroids: FUN Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – expired impossible project film]
Some looners pop balloons while others protect them. C’Est la Vie innit.
An awkward escape
Squeezed from a tightening grip
To a lonesome pop 
Wrist bound with ribbon
As your pursed lips tease the tip
Blow me ’til I burst
Problems left behind
Floating through the city sky
Looner goes lunar
Polaroids: Drugs & Pornography Triptych
Polaroids: Drugs & Pornography Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – expired impossible project BW skateistan film]
Brilliant cut diamond
Carat, clarity, colour
Crushed beneath ten pounds
Who even buys porn?
Glossy printed hardcore smut
Left in parks by perves
Spend two days depressed
Thinking how you’d kill yourself
Without leaving bed
Polaroids: Eldritch Toys Triptych
Polaroids: Eldritch Toys Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – expired impossible project film]
I took these Polaroids at The Barras Market (Glasgow).
Spattered on the wall
Bright red on cheap white plaster
Bleeding myself dry
Spend too long dreaming
Malcontent waiting for change
Instead of living
Knuckles grazed in rage
Naturally peaceful hands
Artlessly grasp hope
Polaroids: Kittens in SPACE Triptych
Polaroids: Kittens in SPACE Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project film]
Absolute KITTENS IN SPACE + 3 terrible sci-fi haiku.
I am your father
Look at family photos
Resemblence is strong 
A five year mission
To bang sexy aliens
But never phone home 
Seeking space pussy
Where no man has came before
Go bold or go home
Polaroids: Curious Animals Triptych
Polaroids: Curious Animals Triptych
[Polaroid SLR 680 – Expired Impossible Project colour film]
I took these polaroids of preserved animals at the Hunterian Museum, Glasgow.
Eagerly stripping
Away emotions – Smothered
Beneath the bell jar
We talk about death
Seriocomically
Burying the hurt
Hushed voices discuss
The past, present & future
As the screws loosen
I was just cleaning
the inside of my oven
and fell back asleep
Polaroids: Black Bra Triptych
Polaroids: Black Bra Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project (expired) monochrome film]
Lovely wee set of three photos I took of a friend earlier this year with some Haiku about breasts, STDs & cum (in that order).
As you come undone
Hook by hook – i’m an addict
And I need my fix
Unlike suffragettes
It won’t be your bra that is
Burning tomorrow
Seamen timpani
Drumming on your chest and neck
Love note wet wiped off
Polaroids: Sacred Heart Triptych
Polaroids: Sacred Heart Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project (out of date) colour film]
A horrible amalgamation of Jesus & his mum appeared in my living-room. Looks lit he’s got heartburn tbh.
Stay in bed too long
Be disgusted by yourself
Try and leave the house
Struggle to find sleep
Ruminate relationships
Drink too much coffee
Medicate yourself
Contemplate morality
Alone – gulping wine