Macro Pictures: Royal RL-22S [no-name Taiwan]

Macro Pictures: Royal RL-22S [no-name Taiwan]
[Camera: Digital Harinezumi guru – Final 2011 by SUPERHEADZ]

Looks very pretty
But is no doubt terrible
Like all my exs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Macro Pictures: Stereo Cassette Player

Macro Pictures: Stereo Cassette Player
[Camera: Digital Harinezumi guru – Final 2011 by SUPERHEADZ]

 

Degi Hari

Degi Hari

Degi Hari

Degi Hari

Degi Hari

Degi Hari

Degi Hari

Degi Hari

 

 

 

 

Polaroids: Curious Animals Triptych

Polaroids: Curious Animals Triptych
[Polaroid SLR 680 – Expired Impossible Project colour film]

I took these polaroids of preserved animals at the Hunterian Museum, Glasgow.

Eagerly stripping
Away emotions – Smothered
Beneath the bell jar

freaks-1

We talk about death
Seriocomically
Burying the hurt

freaks-2

Hushed voices discuss
The past, present & future
As the screws loosen

freaks-3

I was just cleaning
the inside of my oven
and fell back asleep

Polaroids: Black Bra Triptych

Polaroids: Black Bra Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project (expired) monochrome film]

Lovely wee set of three photos I took of a friend earlier this year with some Haiku about breasts, STDs & cum (in that order).

 

bra-1-copyAs you come undone
Hook by hook – i’m an addict
And I need my fix
bra-2-copyUnlike suffragettes
It won’t be your bra that is
Burning tomorrow
bra-3-copySeamen timpani
Drumming on your chest and neck
Love note wet wiped off

Polaroids: Halloween Triptych

Polaroids:  Halloween Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project BW film  – out of date 2/16]

Frightful.

halloween-1Sexy Halloween
I can not understand why
Some people slut shame

halloween-2What have you come as?
An existential nightmare –
Help find my meaning

halloween-3 Nothing scarier
On the night of Halloween
than life grown-up

Polaroids: Wytches Triptych

Polaroids: Wytches Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid 600 – impossible project film  – double exposure]

Halloween is soon…  So I took these right sPoOky witchy double exposure Polaroids and wrote a triptych of haiku about witches  n shagging and probably some other things too like despair, loneliness and euphemisms for vagina.  One love. xoxox

wytches3
Cast a spell with looks
Love potions not rohypnol
In your warm cauldron

wytches2
Succubus seduce
This keen heart – so willingly
Bewitched by beauty

wytches1

Trial by ordeal
My entire life – ending
Without miracle

Polaroids: Snapchat Filters for Polaroid Triptych

Polaroids: Snapchat Filters for Polaroid Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid SLR 680 – impossible project 600 colour film (out of date – 11/15)]

OMFG just worked out how to get Snapchat filters for Polaroid.

snapchatfilter-1

Butterfly halo
Airbrushes, slims and sparkles
And that is okay

snapchatfilter-2

A crown of flowers
Can’t alter promiscuity –
So don’t be stupid

snapchatfilter-3

I’m a little dog
It doesn’t make me a hoe
I look cute AF

Polaroids: Redemption Triptych

Polaroids: Redemption Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid Impulse AF – impossible project 600 colour film (out of date – 11/14)]

Immoral sex acts –
Slowly digging your own grave
With favours of flesh

redemption 1Gratify desires
Tie up heavy burdens – then
Remove your panties

redemption 2Compassionate heart
Casting off darkness in light
Corrupted by faith

redemption 3The sun still rises
On the wicked and unjust
So do what you love

Polaroids: Religion/Television/Death Triptych

Polaroids: Religion/Television/Death Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid 600 – impossible project colour film]

 religion

television

diminuation

– Religion : Television : Diminution –

Polaroids: Expired Image/Spectra Film Triptych

Polaroids: Expired Image/Spectra Film Triptych
[Camera: Polaroid Image with Close Up Stand – expired Polaroid film]

These were shot on expired Polaroid film using a Polaroid Image (full switch) camera with a Close-Up 7500 stand attachment.

The “full switch” version of the Image/Spectra camera feature sliders for exposure control, flash, AutoFocus, sound override, self-timer and a feet or meters distance selector. While the one switch version allows you to control only the exposure.

Image/Spectra/1200 type film is a wider format than the usual 600/sx-70 Polaroid film (9.2 x 7.3 cm vs 7.9 x 7.9 cm).  This film expired 02/05 which has given the prints a dreamy pastel colouring along with undeveloped patches and vertical stripes of colour.  This is all down to the thickening, evaporation and ageing of the emulsion due to the film being out of date and/or badly stored.

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